17 November 2008 2:02 AM, PST | From GetTheBigPicture.net | See recent Get The Big Picture news
Honestly, I wish I could tell you just what they were trying to sell in this new Red Band trailer for Bitch Slap. I mean, with all those women in low-cut tops, you'd think they were more interested in that than the story, but that can't possibly be true, can it?
As near as I can tell, some people crossed a group of women who prefer plunging necklines. One's called the whore, one's called the slut, and one's called the mercifully easy one. It's something like that, anyway. And I'm guessing that the people who crossed them didn't realize these chicks had a weapons cache the Sandinistas would be proud of.
Oh, and the first time I tried to watch this trailer, my computer shut down. Seriously. Of course, I'm running Vista, so that's hardly news.
MovieWeb gives good trailer
Now I know what you're thinking: Holy crap is that
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Colin Boyd
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