| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:32 PM | Testees - Kicking the Bucket List: When they face their deaths, Ron and Peter realize that they have never really lived. |
| 12:01 AM | Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story: Dodgeball teams compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. |
| 2:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 2:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 3:00 AM | magicJack.com: Free local and long distance calling for $19.95 a year! Recipient 2008 PC Magazine Editor's Choice. |
| 3:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:00 AM | Make Money on eBay: Quick & Easy Ways to Make Money on eBay. |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Guthy-Renker: TV products. |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Ida's Dance: Malcolm expects his music appreciation course to be easy, but then he fails his first assignment. |
| 7:30 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Motivational Speaker: Reese forms friendships with neighborhood dogs. |
| 8:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show - Welcome to the Jungle: Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet too. |
| 8:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show - Bernie Mac Dance Party: Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy. |
| 9:00 AM | Spin City - The Spanish Prisoner: Havoc ensues when Caitlin reveals to the press that Charlie is enrolled in a Spanish class. |
| 9:30 AM | Spin City - The Bone Collectors: Caitlin sits as a guest host on ``Live With Regis.'' |
| 10:00 AM | Wild Things: A Florida policeman investigates when two teens accuse a high-school guidance counselor of rape. |
| 12:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Stilts: Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number. |
| 12:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Buseys Take a Hostage: Hal is asked to be the president of the Neighborhood Association. |
| 1:00 PM | King of the Hill - Daletech: Cotton becomes head of the local neighborhood watch. |
| 1:30 PM | King of the Hill - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo: Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends. |
| 2:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Mrs. Tri-County: The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke. |
| 2:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Burning Man: Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival. |
| 3:00 PM | That '70s Show - Kelso's Serenade: Kelso tries to win Jackie back with a song; Eric tries to prove his manhood. |
| 3:30 PM | King of the Hill - Girl You'll Be a Giant Soon: Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest. |
| 4:00 PM | King of the Hill - Stressed for Success: Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition after he joins the Quiz Bowl team. |
| 4:30 PM | The Bernie Mac Show - The United Front: Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children. |
| 5:00 PM | Christmas With the Kranks: A couple scramble to assemble a holiday celebration. Based on a book by John Grisham. |
| 7:00 PM | The Family Stone: A young woman encounters a chilly reception when her boyfriend takes her home to meet his family. |
| 9:00 PM | Christmas With the Kranks: A couple scramble to assemble a holiday celebration. Based on a book by John Grisham. |
| 11:00 PM | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Nightman Cometh: With the gang's help, Charlie stages a rock opera based on his song ``Nightman.'' |
| 11:31 PM | Testees - Kicking the Bucket List: When they face their deaths, Ron and Peter realize that they have never really lived. |